Thursday, October 25, 2007

Get Laid. And Maybe Paid!



Durex is conducting a cattle call for condom testers, to find out how its products are performing.

“Durex wants condom and lubricant users to not only have safe sex, but to also have fun,” says Stephen Mare, brand manager, Durex Consumer Products. “What better way to ensure that our products are meeting the needs of people everywhere than to ask them first-hand?”

"Sexual intercourse enthusiasts" who volunteer at the Condom Tester site get a handy-dandy toolkit with vibrating rings, condoms and lubricants. One volunteer gets $1,000.

Try explaining that one to mom and dad.

Anyway, we of course have registered because we're always good sports where a noble cause is concerned. Post-registration, the brave are invited to The Pants Whisperer -- which we've seen -- and Propose the Ring -- which we wish we'd caught earlier, because damned if a vibrating ring isn't a better take on the De Beers manifesto.

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