Phillipine's Secret Agent

Introducing Phillipine's Secret Agent. Agent 00, or Weng Weng as he is (in)famously known in the Phillipines.

fancy martial arts - check
gunfights - check
'Bond' girls - check
impossible jump across canyon - check....

wow..

he really is better than the best of Her Majesty's Secret Service..heheheh

God of Graf

bet you can't do this??!!

Rocky is back!!

Help..can't...stop...laughing......

Bud Light's Swear Jar..

best scene of all;

~poop
~doesnt count!
~shut the fcuk up!!!

The Kuala Lumpur Terry Fox Run

Someone gave me this postcard sized brochure, and the image struck me. You’d have to have heart of stone to not feel the Perseverance and Hope in the image. Back in 1981, Terry Fox ran the Marathon of Hope, a solitary run across Canada with a right leg prosthetic. A symbolic defiance against physical limitations and obstacles, all in the name of cancer research fund raising.

The Terry Fox Run is an annual non-competitive charity event held in numerous regions across the globe in commemoration of cancer activist Terry Fox, and his Marathon of Hope, and to raise money for cancer research.

The event is held every year on the second Sunday following Labour Day. Since its inception in 1981, it has raised via the 'Terry Fox Foundation' over $340 million dollars (CAD). The run itself is informal which means that the distance often varies, usually between 5 and 15 kilometres; participation is considered to be more important than completing the set distance.

Unlike other major fund raising events, the Terry Fox Run has no corporate sponsorship. This is in accordance with Terry Fox's original wishes of not seeking fame or fortune from his endeavour. During his cross-Canada run, he turned down every endorsement he was offered (including from major multinationals such as McDonald's), as he felt that it would detract from his goal of creating public awareness. The current Terry Fox Runs have no advertisements on any race related materials (such as t-shirts, banners, etc).

So guys, what do you say we go and help spread the word? Better still, why don’t we participate in the KL Terry Fox Run?

Fergie - clumsy

[10:10] bAdd: OMG
[10:10] bAdd: sape the GFX editor
[10:10] bAdd: shite
[10:11] Watever 'A': hold on
[10:15] Watever 'A': fuckin awesome!!!
[10:15] bAdd: kan??
[10:15] Watever 'A': has the same vibe as the hp notebook ad
[10:16] bAdd: 1st off, xsangka fergie came out with song like tht
[10:16] Watever 'A': and they featured MAC!!!
[10:16] Watever 'A': weeehooo
[10:16] bAdd: x sound like her type o music
[10:16] Watever 'A': hidup MAC!
[10:16] bAdd: n then the vdo
[10:16] bAdd: wow
[10:16] Watever 'A': very nice...
[10:16] bAdd: yeah
[10:16] bAdd: nice one..

PS3 VS Wii

Dont you just love fanboys wars...

I Have 3 PS3

Hahahaha, macam haram jer :P

konversasi bersama felicia, si penari hiphop...

[10:27] babychomel81: weh..agak2 lagu aku bile leh siap erk..?
[10:28] madd.badd: bl aa ko nak?
[10:28] madd.badd: ko btanding 12hb kan|?
[10:28] babychomel81: asap...
[10:28] babychomel81: sbb aku nk reka step..
[10:28] babychomel81: 11hb..
[10:28] babychomel81: takkan last minute nk bg..
[10:28] babychomel81: aku takde satu bende step agi nie
[10:28] madd.badd: well
[10:28] madd.badd: kata penari handalan
[10:28] madd.badd: felicia
[10:29] babychomel81: mengong..aku risau nie ko leh wat lawak agi
[10:29] madd.badd: haha
[10:30] madd.badd: nnt aku buat laa
[10:30] babychomel81: ko nk wat cane erk..?
[10:30] madd.badd: tgh bz week nih
[10:30] babychomel81: lagu mane dulu..?
[10:30] madd.badd: xtau
[10:30] madd.badd: ko xgtau pon
[10:30] madd.badd: berapa minit
[10:30] babychomel81: aku ikut jerk cecemane ko nk wat..
[10:30] madd.badd: dari mana ke mana?
[10:30] madd.badd: lagu mana dl?
[10:30] babychomel81: 2.30 minit - 3.30 minit
[10:30] babychomel81: memane yg ko rase senang..
[10:31] madd.badd: hmm..
[10:31] babychomel81: sambung jerk yang mane dulu or kat memane..
[10:31] babychomel81: janji senang untuk ko..
[10:31] madd.badd: ok
[10:31] madd.badd: nnt aku tgk2 laa masa lunch
[10:31] babychomel81: sebab cam weken nie dh masuk bulan 11
[10:31] babychomel81: kalo leh nk minimum time..
[10:31] madd.badd: heh
[10:31] babychomel81: semput aku kang
[10:31] madd.badd: mmg minimum time pon
[10:31] babychomel81: nngehehheeh
[10:31] madd.badd: dgn kerja, kelas n freelance
[10:31] babychomel81: ok ok..
[10:31] babychomel81: tq tq tq
[10:32] madd.badd: aku xder hal..
[10:32] madd.badd: tggu chilis jer..
[10:32] babychomel81: ngeheheheh
[10:32] madd.badd: penyerahan lagu di meja makan di chilis
[10:32] madd.badd: bersama aku n aie
[10:32] babychomel81: ok ok ok..
[10:32] madd.badd: wakakakakaka

The Paradox of our Age

We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers;
wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints;
we spend more, but have less;
we buy more, but enjoy it less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families;
more conveniences, but less time;
we have more degrees, but less sense;
more knowledge, but less judgment;
more experts, but more problems;
more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much,
smoke too much,
spend too recklessly,
laugh too little,
drive too fast,
get too angry too quickly,
stay up too late,
get up too tired,
read too seldom,
watch TV too much,
and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom and lie too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life;
We've added years to life, not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back,
but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.

We've conquered outer space, but not inner space;
we've done larger things, but not better things;
we've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul;
we've split the atom, but not our prejudice;
we write more, but learn less;
plan more, but accomplish less.

We've learned to rush, but not to wait;
we have higher incomes; but lower morals;
more food but less appeasement;
We build more computers to hold more information,
to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication;
we've become long on quantity, but short on quality.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion;
tall men, and short character;
steep profits, and shallow relationships.
These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare;
more leisure and less fun;
more kinds of food, but less nutrition.

These are days of two incomes, but more divorce;
of fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips,
disposable diapers,
throwaway morality,
one-night stands,
overweight bodies,
and pills that do everything from cheer,
to quiet,
to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the show window
and nothing in the stockroom.
Indeed it's all true.

Rammstein video clip. Not Safe For Work.

I don't know why, tengok klip nih teringat kat Ju..huhuhuhu..

This simple three-note spot convinced us, in just 10 seconds, that we need to visit the zoo.

Badly.

And you probably do too.

make a video. win a trip. yadda yadda

Suicide with a twist..kinda sucks..look till the end..

The Break Up

Incredible but so true..the portrayal of relationship between consumer/advertiser...A great ad from Microsoft.

Impotence Of Proofreading

copywriters everywhere..take note..proofread and proofread again..sending it out to the client? well, proofread again.. A must see for those copywriters addicted to urban lingo or spell-checker dependent

Here’s to the crazy ones

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some see them as the crazy ones,
We see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world,
Are the ones who do.

Get Laid. And Maybe Paid!

Durex is conducting a cattle call for condom testers, to find out how its products are performing.

“Durex wants condom and lubricant users to not only have safe sex, but to also have fun,” says Stephen Mare, brand manager, Durex Consumer Products. “What better way to ensure that our products are meeting the needs of people everywhere than to ask them first-hand?”

"Sexual intercourse enthusiasts" who volunteer at the Condom Tester site get a handy-dandy toolkit with vibrating rings, condoms and lubricants. One volunteer gets $1,000.

Try explaining that one to mom and dad.

Anyway, we of course have registered because we're always good sports where a noble cause is concerned. Post-registration, the brave are invited to The Pants Whisperer -- which we've seen -- and Propose the Ring -- which we wish we'd caught earlier, because damned if a vibrating ring isn't a better take on the De Beers manifesto.

indian condom ad? STD educational video?

~errrr...

Eminem & Proof Freestylin'..

eulogy from a friend;

I'm sure everybody who has ever met him, even just once, can testify to the fact that he illuminated a room when he walked in it. I believe that Proof loved people and people loved him. He was a magnet. He lured you in. You wanted to learn about him, follow his swagger. Without Proof, there would be no Eminem, no Slim Shady, and no D12.

is this better than eminem?

Aku agak terhibur ngan kegigihan & kerjasama team bengong2 ni ahahahaha

is this better than Halo?

Activision claims that all the footage in this video, are from in-play cutscenes... now, watch through the whole thing and tell me Halo can top that.

The Banksy Code

Banksy is probably the most popular, yet most mysterious, urban street artist in the world - and he works at incredible extremes. He has become an internationally known as a subversive graffiti artist - yet manages to maintain a secret identity. He is a counter-cultural prankster, but has art in major cosmopolitan galleries around the globe. Banksy’s work has sold to Hollywood celebrities for over a half-million dollars a piece, but much of his art is freely (and illegally) drawn on public surfaces. He works against the mass media establishment, but has been featured in local, national, international news. The following seven examples illustrate the fascinating range of Banksy’s life and works through his most controversial and compelling projects.



Banksy in the Streets: Banksy is a household name in the UK, perhaps best known for his compelling stencil graffiti, found throughout major cities on walls and billboards. He avoids the abstraction of traditional tags, instead creating (often photo-realistic) urban street art images that respond to a given context and contain some form of social commentary. Of course, these are all highly illegal, which is part of the reason Banksy shields his identity.



Banksy in Museums: Banksy has been an internationally notorious figure since covertly adding his own works onto the walls of major museums in both the UK and the US. He managed to sneak in and install a fake prehistoric cave painting into the British Museum. This piece went unnoticed for days, and was later added to the museum’s permanent collection! Banksy also slipped subversive and satirical painted works onto the walls of four major New York museums - two of these four pieces remain in place.



Banksy on the West Bank: Braving threats and even warning shots from Israeli security forces, Banksy managed to make a statement through his works on the West Bank barrier. Reactions were mixed to his contributions to the wall, but the coverage certainly raised global attention. This kind of work shows the development of Banksy from a local subversive to an artist with a global political agenda, reminiscent of the amazing political murals of Belfast, Northern Ireland.



Banksy on Paris Hilton: Despite the gravity of some of his work, Banksy is no stranger to subverty pop culture icons. In one of his most famous stunts, Banksy replaced 500 copies of a Paris Hilton CD with his own remixes and cover art. Perhaps even more amazing: it was reported that no one who accidentally purchased Banksy’s version of the CD returned it. Banksy’s fame has grown as has taken on more attention-grabbing subjects, from international relations to pop icons.



Banksy for Sale: Works of the elusive Banksy have sold for over $500,000 a piece. Among his fans are Hollywood hotshots Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves and Christina Aguilera. One family in Bristol - Banksy’s home town - went so far as to list their house for sale as a mural with a building attached, to find buyers interested in preserving the art on the side of the structure.



Bansky gets Stolen: Unfortunately, with Banksy’s fame has come a price for curators and communities who have and enjoy his work. Popular pieces have both been stolen from museums and dissappeared from the urban landscape, only to be resold for profit. The former is to be expected, perhaps, but the latter is a real blow to communities that know and appreciate Banksy’s contribution to their neighborhood.



Banksy for Free: On Banksy’s website, images of his work are sold for free and he humorously encourages ‘buyers’ to print it out “on gloss paper using the company printer ink when everyone else is at lunch.” However, the works mentioned here and the pieces shown on his site are only a fraction of his contributions. To learn more, buy one of Banksy’s books - or better yet, take one from the library, replace the dust cover, keep the book and return something provocative in its place!



This video provides a great introduction to the mysteries surrounding Banksy. His work remains more controversial than the leave-no-trace types of urban street art, such as light graffiti, projection bombing or other unusually legal street art. Though his work is sometimes legal and sometimes not, he remains an anonymous trickster, evading identification by the public and the law much like the anonymous subvertisers and culture jammers of the street art world.

Protect your manhole

Gay ads. LoL

in game advertising?

I know the Toyota Tacoma isn’t the kind of truck that would usually generate a lot of buzz from the gaming community, but in this case, Toyota may have a winner on their hands with the following commercial. I’m not exactly sure what a gaming geek would do with a pickup truck, but hey, the Tacoma sure is a nice looking vehicle. Enjoy!

Japan's best backside?

Oct. 17 - The winner of 'Japan's best bottom' competition shows off her winning asset. 18-year-old Kaho Watanabe, who plans to lift Japan's image from the bottom up, heads to Germany later this month for the global finals in Munich.

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Delivered with nary a wink, Reuters' Ian Sloan provides news coverage of Japan's Triumph-sponsored Show Me Your Sloggi Contest. Sloan's dry statement, "consumer priorities are shifting to different assets," leads to a woman explaining how everything has been done to breasts to make them more attractive and noticeable, interests are now shifting to women's backsides.

Perfect Vid for Geek Nostalgia

Take a look at this..it's a tribute to almost all the virals/memes/geek nostalgia we can think of.. At first i thought 4:30 for a godforsaken online tribute was way too long, but after the first few seconds of The Internet Stars Are Viral, i leaped up repeatedly and went "ohmigod! ohmigod! ohmigod! ohmigod!" like a sugar induced hyperactive brat. It includes: ask a ninja, Miss South Carolina, the Western Whopper campaign, Vote for Pedro, the Sony Bravia bunnies, the Thriller prison dance, LonelyGirl15, o rly? bird, Chris Crocker, i love bees, box in a box...

in a word; WOW!

[LYRICS]

Chuck Norris, Tay Zonday, Red clip trade away
Ask a Ninja, Lasse Gjertsen, Stan Lee Cameo
Kevin Nalty, Bonsai Kitten, Dancing Hamster, Leroy Jenkins
Kournikova, Sharapova, Yuri Lane, Halo

Blyleven’s F-bomb, Soulja Boy, Pokemon
Mario, The King supplies, Western Whoppers, Tourist Guy

Lonely Girl Fifteen, Carolina’s Miss Teen
Vote For Pedro, Bonaduce, Prairie Drama, Goatse

CHORUS

The Internet Stars are Viral
and they’re always spreading
from the Diggs they’re getting

The Internet Stars are Viral
no we may not need them
but we cant delete them

Little Fatty, Hasselhoff, Badger, Free Hugs, Smash My Stuff
Chris Crocker, Numa Numa, Box within a Box

Notpron, Domo-Kun, TechnoViking, Burgercon
Bubb Rubb, Cowbells, Lazy Town, Packock

Yatta time, Howard Dean, Filipino Thriller Team
David Elsewhere, Peter Pan, Randy Constan’s Pixieland

Borat, John West, Subliminal, Iron Chef
Chocolate Rain, Snakes on Planes, Tattooed Fingerstaches

CHORUS

Cannon Rock, Brokeback, Kruger Battle, Rich Sandrak
Mud Kip, Dragostea, Microsoft’s Giveaway

Kid Beyond, Saugeen Hall, Lisa Nova, Deathball
Chad Vader, Simpsonize, Pirates, Ninjas pick a side

Holly Dolly, Trevor, Trunk Monkey, Bravia
Snapelope, Slusho, Maddox and Ok-Go

You Tube, I Love Bees, Paula’s drunk, Our Colony
Andrew Meyer, Tased Bro, Diet Coke and Mentos

CHORUS

Denny Blaze, Tyson, Power Ranger, Guiness hands
Leekspin, Gundam, “all your base” translation

ORLY Owl, Kikia, Banking in Nigeria
Ill Mitch, Will It Blend, Lootie, Leet, Panic Pin

Moshgirl, Group X, Paris Hilton having sex
Noah K, Everyday, Afro Ninja’s not ok

CHORUS

Barbie Girl, Super Kim, Lazy Sunday, German Kid
Flaming Shot, Gofbot, Terry Tate, Coq Roq
Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Tubgirl, the Torn Mime
Cheezburgers Has I Can, Master Chief and Daft hands

Dance Evolution, un-pimped ride, Bus Uncle angry side
Chicken went, Subservient, Owned, Klong, Harvey Dent
Heckler comes at Pauly Shore, Salad Fingers, Where’s George
Rick got Rolled or Kid Star Wars, I can’t think of anymore

cool tv ad..

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kinda looked like a motionographer's wet dream...heheh

Cerita wayang baru

Pi la tgk, best gilak

superb..indonesian idol.. Mike- Bahasa kalbu

kau satu terkasih
kulihat di sinar matamu
tersimpan kekayaan batinmu

kini dirimu yang selalu
bertahta di benakku
dan aku kan mengiringi
bersama di setiap langkahmu

percayalah hanya diriku paling mengerti
kegelisahan jiwamu kasih, dan arti kata kecewamu
kasih yakinlah hanya aku yang paling memahami
besar arti kejujuran diri, indah sanubarimu kasih
percayalah ....

Meet Uncle Hussain - Lagu Untukmu

Tiada bintang
Dapat menerangkan hati yang telah dicelah
Bagaiku lumpuh tak mampu berdiri
Aku tetap begini
Takkan berubah kerna aku tetap aku
Dan lalu rindumu bukanlah aku

*
Guna hati, akal dan fikiranmu
Berbeza
Kau dan juga aku
Dua hati yang tak mungkin bersatu

Apakah aku
Hanya boneka yang sering engkau mainkan
Yang dikawal oleh jari-jarimu
Ku punya hati dan perasaan
Pernahkah engkau fikirkan
Cukup cukuplah oh cukuplah

(ulang *)

Tak faham tak tahan
Sabarku tak tertahan
Melayan sikapmu perawan
Berbeza-berbeza
Kau dan aku berbeza
Kita memang tak serupa
Bebaskan bebaskan
Ku ingin dilepaskan
Kita tidak sehaluan
Cukuplah sudahlah
Sampai di sini saja
Hubungan kita berdua
Hoa…hoa….hoa…..

(ulang *)

If they had Youtube back in 1964, this would be a Viral..

Every election season when politicians unleash their expensive and (usually) unimaginative attack ads, op-ed writers invoke the unofficial title of the most notorious 60 seconds in advertising history: "The Daisy Ad" (official title: "Peace, Little Girl," aka "Daisy Girl," "The Daisy Spot, "aka "Little Girl – Countdown").

The spot features a little girl picking petals off of a daisy in a field and counting out of sequence just before an adult voice-over interjects a "military" countdown which is then followed by stock footage of a nuclear explosion and the cautionary words of President Lyndon B. Johnson:

"These are the stakes – to make a world in which all of God's children can live, or to go into the dark. We must either love each other, or we must die."

The ad – which never identifies its target – was aimed at reinforcing the perception that the 1964 Republican candidate for president, Senator Barry M. Goldwater, could not be trusted with his finger on the button. As has often been recited, the Daisy ad aired only once as a paid advertisement – on NBC during the network movie (DAVID AND BATHSHEBA) on Monday, September 7, 1964. Since that long ago Labor Day, the film of the child and her daisies has been re-played millions of times.

The spot was and still is a masterpiece of manipulation, juxtaposing the playful innocence of childhood with the protocol and horror of war. The simplicity of the message was made all the more effective because the 1964 campaign took place less than two years after the Cuban Missile Crisis and within three years of the Berlin crisis in which President John F. Kennedy rattled the nation with his remarks on the importance of civil defense. In other words, the "end of the world" was not an abstract concept for most Americans during this period of the Cold War. It was a very real possibility.

Read the full historical account here

posto...posto...

300 Parody: The Return