Led Zeppelin Examples of Plagarism

Justin Biebie

~best divorce letter?

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Overpriced HDMI cables

mau main?

White Ranger: The Exodus

remember him?

Whatever happened to him after retiring from the (in)famous Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? Has he finally laid down his broadsword and nifty White Tiger uniform for a life of anonimity? or has he perhaps took it to a whole new level by being a high-priced enforcer (bouncer) in local night clubs?

those were the days..

Well folks..good news!

I've managed to tracked him down to a little known Mexican wrestling league - Lucha Libre, where he is one of the luchadores entertaining the crowd there. With his high-flying antics and his bravado in the ring, he is one of the crowds favourite with rousing ovation and cheers everytime he executes a stunning rapid sequences of holds and moves.

But alas, time has struck a cruel blow on him. Like many others before him, he is now a bit on the pudgy side - look at the video below. Being fat will make you look shorter...lol..

Jizz in my pants

I had a wet dream...so I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!....LMFAO

Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong

Woaaaa~

Hail The Queen of Jordan!

As most people already know, Queen Rania of Jordan won the YouTube Visionary Award for her channel on YouTube. Here's her awesome acceptance speech a'la Letterman style;

RA DIOHEA_D / HOU SE OF_C ARDS

Radiohead just released a new video for its song "House of Cards" from the album "In Rainbows".

No cameras or lights were used. Instead two technologies were used to capture 3D images: Geometric Informatics and Velodyne LIDAR. Geometric Informatics scanning systems produce structured light to capture 3D images at close proximity, while a Velodyne Lidar system that uses multiple lasers is used to capture large environments such as landscapes. In this video, 64 lasers rotating and shooting in a 360 degree radius 900 times per minute produced all the exterior scenes. More..

Kotex Makes Beaver Joke

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Watch as an Australian woman totes her furry friend around, getting its hair done and nails painted. For their painstaking efforts, both Big and Little B are awarded with good-natured nods of approval from hot guys at the beach.

The spot ends in a restaurant, where Honey passes her beaver a giftwrapped container of Kotex U. "You've only got one ... so, for the ultimate care down there, make it U," a voiceover spouts inanely.

Hehehe..a kotex for yer beaver..get it?

The Real Deal Soopaman!

Ok, so lets breakdown the maths here:
• 4 Wives.
• 35 Children.
• Married 24 times.
• Has sex 15 times a day.
• Has 260 horsepower = 35,000 men power.

Facts:
- Can bend coins with his eye socket and tear them in half.
- Not only did Allah tell him to, but he has a medical certificate to prove it.
- The president pardons him from prison and recognises that he IS Super(hu)man.

OH! AND! he's not allowed to enter the ARMY because he might HURT someone??!!??

Make Me Super!

Don't ask.
Just click here and see for yourself.

Red Sentai Rangers: Why?

On my way to work this morning, a small kid sat beside me on the bus. You know lah kids at that age, they still live in the blissfull world of pretend and imagination. What striked me the most, was what he had on his head - a Red Power Ranger's mask. You know, the ones they sell at small stalls just to keep the children occupied (read:docile, under control).

A fair example of the mask.

And the fact that I saw that mask, brought a smile that took me back to days much simpler. I remember of a time, when I was not much older than that kid, when excited chatterings turned to muted concentration, as my sisters and i stopped bickering, assumed a temporary truce and sat in front of the telly to watch Flashman and Maskman.

Remember them?

Alaaaa, the group of masked superheroes? Usually dressed in colourful tight spandex? Always in odd-numbered groups? Complex body language and gestures to address distress/anger/unity/ouch-you-stepped-on-my-toes?

They would usually be young teenagers from different backgrounds, that unites towards a common cause, fighting the mostly evil monster/robot/mutant/alien villains who usually plotted to end mankind. Remember them now? Good. Cause now, I have a question that's been bugging me since then. Maybe you guys have the answer?

Why is it, the leaders of these posse of so called superheroes (or Super Sentais), are always the ones in RED? Don't believe me? Look at these (arranged in alphabetical order);

Believe me now?

It was so obvious, that even when an extra SPECIAL character (Green Ranger, Silver Ranger, Rainbow Ranger etc) was added in, the guy in Red would still be the leader. If the new guy is so special/powerful/mysterious then he should be the new leader.

Even Wikipedia offered no explanation as to why this had happened;

But somehow, logic fails me everytime I watched these series. So much so, that I've compiled this checklist of;

"How to know if you're a Red Ranger"

1.

In human form, you'll either be:
A: The guy with the most issues. Anti-social. Emo guy with weird hair colour and fashion sense.
B: The politically correct, boy-scout, holier than thou do-gooder.

2.

Sad/angry/confused backstory involving father/mother/girlfriend/insane professor that altered you physically/mentally/emotionally making you somehwat distant from the monster/robot/mutant/alien invading world you're living in.

3.

Some how, when thrown in a team, you would show fortitude and leadership beyond compare. You would always be the one with the pep speeches and motivational body postures that includes standing straight in defiance while pumping fists around as your team mates lie injured after a direct laser blast.

4.

When standing in a group, you would usually stand in the middle, flanked by your teammates. For a more dramatic shot, you can also stand nearest to the camera, while your teammates stand in perspective behind you.

5.

Usually stands infront of impressive backgrounds of:
• explosions
• Japanese mountains
• clear blue sky
• war-torn town areas
• the Japanese train station (make sure it's at rush hour!)
• Tokyo tall building (or any other Japanese metropolitan)

6.

Would usually be the first to charge into enemy's fire (it's the leadership thing, you see).

7.

Would usually be the first injured. And see your teammates get plastered around causing you deep regret and sadness with flashbacks of the nice things they ever did to you.

8.

Would usually be the one to finally stand up, ignore pain and suffering using death defying kung-fu stunts to save his teammates while causing apparent injuries to the monster/robot/mutant/alien and throws it into confusion.

9.

Would initiate the Final Team-Effort attack of BlastRay/SolarStreak/Kungfu-Chi/Animal Spirit/Dinosaur Roar Cannon that would ultimately kill the monster/robot/mutant/alien so easily that it made you wonder why they didn't use that in the first place.

10.

Oh, you would also be wearing the Red Suit (duh!) with a complementary Red Helmet that suits the general concept of the team.

Feel free to add in more to this list.




~sigh




Now, tell me again, why the Red Ranger would always be the leader?

Unexpected Performance

Stansted Airport, London. 7 hidden cameras. 14 undercover actors. 1 unexpected performance... A really nice disruption campaign. Same old medium, different settings.

Wassup 2008

From director Charles Stone and his Wassup crew from the days of old, comes this updated Wassup spoof which captures the last eight year's worth of American "unfortunate events" such as the tanking economy, Iraq, New Orleans and more. The whole thing turns out to be an unofficial commercial for Barak Obama. And a well done one at that.

Kyle Doyle: An Expert In Technicalities?

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Hi Kyle, Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008. Thank You

NIRESH REGMI Real Time Manager,
Workforce Operations Ground Floor,
30 Ross Street, Glebe, NSW, 2037
T: +61 2 9009 1329 Extn:61329
F: + 61 2 9009 1734
W: www.aapt.com.au
E: niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au
___________________________________________

From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Niresh, 1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons. Thanks Regards,

Kyle Doyle Resolutions Expert - Technical
___________________________________________

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Hi Kyle, Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.

NIRESH REGMI Real Time Manager,
Workforce Operations Ground Floor,
30 Ross Street, Glebe, NSW, 2037
T: +61 2 9009 1329 Extn:61329
F: + 61 2 9009 1734
W: www.aapt.com.au
E: niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au
___________________________________________

From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Hi Niresh, My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested. Thanks Regards,

Kyle Doyle Resolutions Expert - Technical
___________________________________________

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:50 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Hi Kyle, I believe the proof that you are after is below


NIRESH REGMI Real Time Manager,
Workforce Operations Ground Floor,
30 Ross Street, Glebe, NSW, 2037
T: +61 2 9009 1329 Extn:61329
F: + 61 2 9009 1734
W: www.aapt.com.au
E: niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au

MikuMiku VS Jamiroquai

Outbreak: Interactive Movie

survive the outbreak

so payne..aiyoooo..so payne!

Max Payne starts today in theaters near you! Well, if you're anywhere near US that is.. Take a peek at this trailer slash graphic novel version of the movie.. If that novel is anything to go by, the movie is gonna be somewhat great! Crossing my fingers still..Hollywood movie trailers have a way of fuckin with your hopes and expectations.. Ahh, sweet memories of Max Payne the game.. Neh nak kena main balik d game nehh..

+++UPDATES+++

Maximum payne in the ass.. The movie suckd.. Big time.. Such a disappointment.. i even slept through most of the monotonous (BORING) attempt to create a relevant backstory. Too many loopholes, too many questions.

What ticked me off was the fact that they didn't emulate the original storyline of the game, but rather tried to cater to the masses (non-gamers) by creating a grungy-gritty half-assed story about how Max Payne is out for vengeance. It's a great approach, ideally. But, killed the whole hype of the character.

No bullet-time scenes (except for ONE lame overhead shotgun shown in the trailer)*, no painkiller scenes, no rotating the body mid-air to shoot people all around, no molotov, the Sax sisters aren't twins, no funny evil Vlad...in short, not much essence from the game. All boiled down to the so-called Hollywood's creative take on the franchise. Might as well be in development hell for all i care. Sedih.

The only consolation was the effect driven scenes of the Valkyries. And even that gets boring after a while. Pergi lah tgk kalau tak percaya.

*tak silap aku, dalam game, kalau bullet-time pakai shotgun, ko cuma leh tembak sekali aje. tapi dalam muvi tuh, dia tembak dua kali. so, purists out there, spot the blooper..muahahaha