Photographer: Jessica, can you unsnap one more button for me?
Jessica: Like this?
P: Yea. Now put your left hand on the bale of hay...
J: What's a bale of hay?
P: Uh...it's that rectangular, straw-like thing...
J: Rectang...oh...like that square thing?
P: No, the rec...never mind. Yea, the square thing.
J: Like this?
P: Yea. Now lean left, sit up straight and stick your chest out.
J: You want to see my boobs?
P: Well, yes....uh...sorry...I mean no. I mean I...yea...no...just some cleavage.
J: Is this good?
P: Just a little bit more?
J: But the next button might pop open..wouldn't that be too much boob?
P: Girl, there's no such thing as too much boob...except this is an ad...not a Playboy shoot.
J: They're 34D, you know
P: Um, yes. We all know. Your father made that quite clear a while back
J: Hehe...he's weird like that
P: OK, now stare right at the lens..
J: The what?
P: Then lens...the camera!
J: Oh, the camera...sorry...OK. Like this?
P: Yea...now open your mouth a bit
J: ...ike...his...
P: and yea...now pretend you're about to fall asleep
J: You want me to fall asleep?
P: Not actually...just pretend
J: Um...how do I do that?
P: Just sort of close your eyes a bit...but not all the way...
J: Like this?
P: Yea. Now...Ooops...keep sticking out your chest.
J: Hehe...you like my boobs, don't you? I can tell.
P: Um. Hmm...let's just keep working...
J: But I can see...
P: Jessica....
J: Hehe...ok...sorry...stick my boobs out?
P: Yes
J: Like this?
P: Yes
J: Can you see enough of my boobs?
P: Yes, Jessica. Perfect. Now the look...
J: The look?
P: Jessica!
J: Oh right. Sorry. The falling asleep look. But what about the mouth?
P: OK, think of it like this. Ever see a baby sort of stare into space and drool?
J: Ew...yes.
P: Do that.
J: Huh?
P: Imagine you are a baby drooling.
J: Gross!
P: Believe me, the look will be great
J: But babies don't have boobs!
P: Well you do, girl. Big ones...according to your father. Now shut up, stick your tits out and drool!
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