Tuesday, December 4, 2007

(Another) Blonde Joke

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'















i give up..heheh

cool mug shot


Here's one to help get you going in the morning. The On Off Mug is coated with a heat sensitive pigment that turns the mug from black to white as it gets hot. Without any liquid in it, the mug looks black and says "off" on it. Pour in your morning beverage and it'll gradually turn white and read "on." Maybe marveling over this simple color changing pleasure will help you wake up.

Kid Playing Video Games Lost His Wii-rginity by a Dog


errrr...ok..that's just plain insane bordering on inappropriate-ness...what ever happened to plain ol smack talk and teabagging..

us? U.S?